A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
\n“What are you doing?” she asked.
\n“Hunting Flies.” he responded.
\n“Oh. Killing any?” she asked.
\n“Yep, 3 males, 2 females.” he replied.
\nIntrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”
\nHe responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting Flies.” he responded. “Oh. Killing any?” she asked. “Yep, 3 males, 2 females.” he replied. Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?” He responded, “3 were on a beer can, … <\/p>\n